First off, while she may look like an elegant, graceful feline, the type that some people with too much money would have spent thousands of dollars for (especially for certificates to prove noble breeding, of course), this cat is actually a strange, fearless little hellion I found in the woods as a flea-ridden kitten many years ago. To top things off, her name is, of all things, Monkey.

Since she, and another cat, boring Bob, are now temporarily staying at my house, I've been trying to get a nice shot of her, because she is a neat-looking cat. I've trying to get a shot of her from the front, to show the orange smear on her front, her left eye, which, unlike the other, is marbled teal and brown, and the checkered pattern around her mouth (a white patch and a black patch on her upper "lip", and the reverse below), but unfortunately she will have none of it, prefering to place her paw over the camera or just plain never sit still for more than 1.5 seconds. So for now, I'll just take what I can get. XD